Hey Karma…I’m sorry.
It’s hard to comfort someone who is going through a bad time. A breakup. A divorce. A rude secretary at work. But a popular thing to say it seems is..’don’t worry, Karma’s a bitch..’ Lots of people have complete faith in this Karma person. They feel comforted by the thought of Karma waiting around in dark alleys getting ready to give the X ‘what they deserve..’
I’m not one of those people. I can’t help but try to figure out what I did to Karma. I mean I must have really pissed her off. She’s obviously not in a good mood. And let me assure you it was on accident. I hate hurting people’s feelings. I try not to be overtly judgmental (I just think it..not say it..). I am nice to children and animals. And old people! I always put my cart back when leaving the grocery store. I’m a good tipper. I never cheated on my spouse..
But Karma is mad. At me. And the X seems to be doing just fine. So what I’m thinking is this. Maybe we all need to start being nicer to Karma. Maybe she’s exhausted from all our dirty work and just wants to relax. Maybe instead of talking about what a bitch she is all the time, we should tell her how good she looks. How sweet her smile is.
‘Hey Karma, are those new shoes? They look fantastic!’
‘Karma your house is so clean! I don’t know how you do it!’
‘Have you lost weight Karma? You look so great!’
‘Hey you there. Karma is a nice lady. Stop calling her a bitch.’
So let me make an official statement. Karma, I’m sorry. So very sorry. For everything. So if you could lay off for a bit it would be real nice..❤️👠
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